Diane,
You are toooo funnnny! Thanks for the laugh! Sure do hope you WIN your dream prize soon, so you can do all that work your wanting to do.
But don't wait too long or ya might not ever get anything accomplished at your Dream Mortgage, I mean House. LOL
Try to find yourself a good used bulldozer or backhoe, it would be a lot cheaper! My step-day has both and he bought them used, and has had them forever. Of course he does know how to fix most thing on them when they break (and believe me they will), so that has saved him a lot of money too. LOL
Good Luck,
Cindy